Thursday, June 01, 2006

Steve?


Thanks to Scoogles for uncovering this damning photo of Steve leering at the lovely Keira Knightley from a distance.

An eye-opening call to the Sanford Airport shed even more light on this disturbing story. It turns out that Steve's "flight lessons" involved numerous trips to the set of Ms. Knightley's new movie.

A call to Knightley's publicist revealed that Steve has identified himself as President of the LBC Knightleys of the Roundtable, a fictional fan club of which he is the only member.

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